I think I must have eaten 36 varenekes in the week I was back in Montreal. Each time I lamented my last meal at The Main, because it was 4am and I was drunk or tired or hungry. And we all agreed that this was totally the last time, but ended up going back the [...]
The only thing better than eating pancakes for four at a table set for only one?
The text from your sister telling you there’s no shame.
These shoes should be a challenge on America’s Next Top Model.
The hopefuls hit up a Value Village on a suburban industrial strip, scour the men’s area for footwear, find the least-used pair of Oxfords, purchase, scour again (this time with Lysol), insert insole, and do whatever business of walking models do.
The contestant who maintains the [...]
I spent the weekend at my Dad’s. Can’t say I really appreciated his living in the heart of dial-up country until I was faced with three days, one paper, and a small library’s worth of reading to do. Everything just gets done without wireless high speed.
Also my fridge was empty. Obvs no work was going [...]