OH JUST EATING A FAMILY-SIZED POUTINE ALONE IN MY APARTMENT.
Once I took one of these puppies home at 4am and squeezed garlic mayo all over it. Put ‘er down, felt like a million bucks the next morning. I was younger then. Just wanna let everyone know that when I die of gravy-cheese-fries indigestion later tonight, the world will have a new legend to tell.
UPDATE: Ughhh, I’m halfway through. Gotta fight the feeling, can’t follow the light, army of one, etc.
Don’t make the same mistakes I did, guys. Order the small. Don’t be a hero.
you had me at garlic mayo
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