I was feeling super grumpy today so I looked at a bunch of photos that make me happy and these are two of my favourites from the week Nichole and I spent 168 hours together–that’s 24 hours a day, seven days straight. We slept in the same bed the whole time, shared a phone, and [...]
Today I saw a seven year old on the metro wearing skinny jeans and I was all, “Giiiiiirl, where’d u get dem jeans!”
No, really. Where? Cos that shit is gross.
My first finished pattern. And I’m so proud of it.
I wore it all day last Friday, and received quite a few compliments. An older gentleman told me it looked quite nice with my yellow bike, and the library ladies lost it over the bird pattern (I fucking hate birds).
But I do think all the Little [...]
I’m super grumpy for one, maybe two reasons, and have spent the entire night moping around and feeling sorry for myself.
Obviously the only way to remedy my super misery is by creating collages of outfits my dream man would wear, assembled entirely out of screencaps from jcrew.com.
I feel like I shouldn’t be admitting to this [...]
“I’m doing a blog right now where I’ve been collecting all of the freshest stuff that’s rainbows — Denver Nuggets jerseys, BAPE shoes, Nikes with rainbows on ‘em — and saying, ‘Man, I think as straight men we need to take the rainbow back because it’s fresh.’ It looks fresh. I just think that because [...]
I just got home from a 24 hour bender the festivities smelling like I’ve been mainlining cigarettes and whiskey. Thank Santa for $1.99 holiday wear. It’s like an adult bib, if bibs came in gold zebra-patterned polyester.
Because ironic holiday sweaters are such a Vice Don’t now, and if you don’t pick up in shoulder pads, you never will [...]
A mouth full of lipstick and a chest full of flesh. Just another Monday at the vanity portrait mill.
Heidegger or Mizrahi?
Superfluous versus necessary. Food versus fashion. Story of my life.
But I did have that extra hour to decide, so I fully wasted those sixty minutes being indecisive, as always. Eventually I made up for the loss by spending my entire Sunday Deconstructing Harry, listening to Zizek being Zizek, and signing up for bloglovin.
Oh, but [...]
My mom told me to update my blog, but srsly, I’m busy like woah. And kinda lazy. Sorry, mom.
In the name of topicality, Gwen Stefani recently turned the laziest breakfast ever into the laziest Halloween costume ever. Also filed under: most adorable ever.
And now I’m hungry.