i totally just fell into a youtube k-hole trying to find the darkroom scene from crazy/beautiful.
why cant you find movie sex scenes on youtube anymore? do you know how hard it was for me to find the library scene from atonement? like a good version of it, and not some shitty diddler cam?
it took, like, [...]
I really hate it when people blog videos. Like, honestly? I only set aside about 20 seconds to skim your site, and quite frankly, that YouTube embed is just greedy.
So this isn’t me blogging videos, this is me blogging that my Sunday night playlist gave me a raging boner and I’m going to need about [...]
“I really can’t afford to get lunch.”
Which is why I walked out of Bottega Louie this afternoon with just a coffee–and, uh, $14.60 worth of French pastry perfection.
But to explain the impulse: It was Saturday. I had just seen the babe of my dreams at the library, I bought a great book for a dollar, [...]
I’ve been so cranky lately.
Part of it stems from the realization that I can only live a firm one week on what I get paid. As in, no meals out, no impulse purchases, no 3-day drug binges in foreign cities, no making it rain on dem hoes, etc. My entire paycheque lasts seven days, and [...]
I’m super grumpy for one, maybe two reasons, and have spent the entire night moping around and feeling sorry for myself.
Obviously the only way to remedy my super misery is by creating collages of outfits my dream man would wear, assembled entirely out of screencaps from jcrew.com.
I feel like I shouldn’t be admitting to this [...]
For those punchyouintheface summer crushes.
Oh, boy.
[SORRY, THESE PLAYLISTS WERE ON IMEEM (r.i.p.) I'LL PUT THEM BACK UP SOON.]
I just went to my favourite croissanterie*, got The Usual (vegetarian sandwich on croissant) and boyfriend at the counter gave me a free chocolatine, just because I’m so beautiful and charming hungry-looking.
Well, I took that bad boy to the library, and filled my cubicle with little flaky crumbs, surprisingly silently. This pastry was so buttery, it was [...]
Including, but not limited to, missed calls; missed busses; missed shots on goal; missed faces; missed deadlines; missed punchlines; and my unrelenting library creep, who apparently missed me while I was out attending class.
Well, now I’m back, and checking Missed Connections. And so is he.
[SORRY, THESE PLAYLISTS WERE ON IMEEM (r.i.p.) I'LL PUT THEM BACK [...]