I once found this really depressing mixed tape at the Salvation Army that was obviously made by a dad after he had his heart broken. It was 11 heavy “love is lost” rock ballads, all CCR and Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. Then closed with Joni Mitchell, which is almost certainly the song that doesn’t run [...]
I mean, I hate to rag on the big girls out there, but doesn’t Kelly Clarkson totally look like Cathy, of comic strip fame?
AACK!
amirite?
I really hate it when people blog videos. Like, honestly? I only set aside about 20 seconds to skim your site, and quite frankly, that YouTube embed is just greedy.
So this isn’t me blogging videos, this is me blogging that my Sunday night playlist gave me a raging boner and I’m going to need about [...]
I love the video; one of my loves doesn’t. S’okay cos we pretty much drop our crump on the first beat.
1) House of Pain: “Jump Around”
2) Cypress Hill: “Insane in the Brain”
3) Sir Mix-a-Lot: “Baby Got Back”
4) Tupac: “California Love”
5) Ginuwine: “Pony”
GOD PLEASE NEVER PLAY THESE SONGS AROUND ME THEYRE ALL HORRIBLE AND MAKE ME WANNA HURL.
Sorry. That was almost unnecessary.
I got paid today, which means I’ve got private bottle service for the next 4 hours. Because that’s how long it’ll take me to finish this mickey of gin.
So if you want to see a drunken mess in a pretty dress, come to Green Room (5386 St-Laurent, Montreal) tonight for Trot the Fox. I hear [...]
If I’m going to actually clean this apartment, I need music dirtier than my floor.
And if I’m actually going to clean, I need to first to download a set of free typefaces, Photoshop the watermark out of a copywritten image, adjust the curves, add text with previously downloaded typeface, create a playlist matching this image’s [...]
For those punchyouintheface summer crushes.
Oh, boy.
[SORRY, THESE PLAYLISTS WERE ON IMEEM (r.i.p.) I'LL PUT THEM BACK UP SOON.]
I just went to my favourite croissanterie*, got The Usual (vegetarian sandwich on croissant) and boyfriend at the counter gave me a free chocolatine, just because I’m so beautiful and charming hungry-looking.
Well, I took that bad boy to the library, and filled my cubicle with little flaky crumbs, surprisingly silently. This pastry was so buttery, it was [...]
3 parts bourbon
2 parts soul
For my sister: music to eat popsicles to.
[SORRY, THESE PLAYLISTS WERE ON IMEEM (r.i.p.) I'LL PUT THEM BACK UP SOON.]